Kelly O'Kelly Comedy!

I Feel Inspired to Do Big Things Even if I'm Tiny. I'm Kelly. I enjoy doing stand up and I'm a ridiculously happy exclamation point of a person! My favorite bands/musicians are: Beirut, Bright Moments, The National, Sharon Van Etten, Martin Solveig, Madeon, Daft Punk, Macklemore, Two Door Cinema Club, The Vaccines, and The Cranberries, I love Jimmy Fallon, Italy, Ireland, dogs, and rainbow colored stuff.

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Fucking NATIONAL IN TWO FUCKING DAYS FUCK YEAH!

mirukipop:

Jane Marple Strawberry Collar Blouse

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant

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you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

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officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

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tastefullyoffensive:

[fishgod]

whatafuckingreatband:

Hey guys, I decided to do a giveaway.

There will be 5 winners:

winner 1 will get:

  • With The Beatles original 1963 vinyl
  • Atom Heart Mother original 1970 vinyl, Italian press
  • Bob Dylan at Budokan original 1979 vinyl

winner 2 will get:

  • I Want To Hold Your Hand/This Boy original 1963 Parlophone single
  • From Me To You/Thank You Girl original 1963 Parlophone single

winner 3 will get:

  • November Rolling Stone issue with Paul McCartney on the cover
  • GQ with John Lennon on the cover

winner 4 will get an H&M Beatles t-shirt (size s)

winner 5 will get:

  • Paul McCartney Live Kisses (DVD)
  • Paul McCartney’s Memory Almost Full Deluxe Edition, with 3 bonus tracks and a DVD
  • Paul McCartney’s Flaming Pie CD

to win you just have to

  1. follow me
  2. reblog this as many times as you want (likes don’t count)

Winners will be announced on the 13th of May, I’ll ship worldwide.

good luck :)

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thefuuuucomics:

You haven’t truly achieved success until you can have this on your desk.

Dad: Rise and Shine!
Me: I’ll rise but I won’t shine. 
Me: The only shine is the grease on my hair.