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I Feel Inspired to Do Big Things Even if I'm Tiny. I'm Kelly. I enjoy doing stand up and I'm a ridiculously happy exclamation point of a person! My favorite bands/musicians are: Beirut, Bright Moments, The National, Sharon Van Etten, Martin Solveig, Madeon, Daft Punk, Macklemore, Two Door Cinema Club, The Vaccines, and The Cranberries, I love Jimmy Fallon, Italy, Ireland, dogs, and rainbow colored stuff.

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The latest ones to be added #dogbands #dogs #bands #puns #icannotstop
You guys I am way prouder of this than I should be hahaha! This was going around Twitter so I tweeted and Facebook posted mine. I love dogs and I love music and I love puns! #dogs #dogbands #bands #puns #thismygreatestachievement #anydaynowiwillbefamous #comeonfamecommitteegivemeacall
notbecca507:

youaremyscenicworld:

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

LOL, I’m a girl and I know for a fact that women say the same thing about men being full of themselves when they take selfies.  Stop making this an issue about feminism and just realize that HUMANS are conceited.  Also, there’s nothing wrong with being conceited as far as I’m concerned.  If you’re fabulous admire that fabulousness. Work iiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I don’t think the point is about which gender is more conceited.  Of course both men and women can be criticized for vanity.  The difference here is art and much of our culture has been created around the male gaze, as stated by OP, in which case a woman’s posing like this (sans phone) is considered “acceptable” because it’s for male consumption.  Adding the phone flips it around from being strictly about male consumption (although arguably if statue lady instagrams this pic, some bros might wank to, but that’s not her problem tbh) to being a woman in control, a woman enjoying HER OWN appearance.  It gives her ownership of her own body versus it only being there for men to gawk at.  Yes, we criticize male selfies as being conceited or dickish or whatevs too, but there isn’t the same sense of entitlement ascribed to their bodies as is ascribed to female bodies.

LOL I get what you’re saying.  I think I just tend to ogle men the way men do it to women (speaking generally of course. Not all men are obvious oglers) I’m all about staring at hot boys and all about looking at myself and enjoying my own appearance.  I never saw it as unacceptable because I think the contrary is far worse.  I’m a very aesthetic person so if something pleases me I go with it.  No one should criticize anyone for self admiration. 

Entitled

Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche
pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

LOL, I’m a girl and I know for a fact that women say the same thing about men being full of themselves when they take selfies.  Stop making this an issue about feminism and just realize that HUMANS are conceited.  Also, there’s nothing wrong with being conceited as far as I’m concerned.  If you’re fabulous admire that fabulousness. Work iiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Hi People!

I would really like some skype/facebook video chat pals from other countries.  Anywhere is awesome but I would especially love the following:

Greenland, Jamaica, Ukraine, Turkey, Italy, Ireland, (I already know people in Italy and Ireland but I would love more) Brazil, Korea, Thailand, Sweden, Jordan, Cyprus, Greece and Malta.  I love to meet new people and learn new things about new cultures.  I am too broke to travel right now so I would love if I could just kind of do so from my computer hehe.  Also I am very happy to do a language exchange!  (I am a native English speaker and am pretty fluent in Italian)

ifuckinglovestvincent:

Casual Annie 😍

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srsfunny:

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