Kelly O'Kelly Comedy!

I Feel Inspired to Do Big Things Even if I'm Tiny. I'm Kelly. I enjoy doing stand up and I'm a ridiculously happy exclamation point of a person! My favorite bands/musicians are: Beirut, Bright Moments, Sharon Van Etten, Martin Solveig, Madeon, Daft Punk, Macklemore, Two Door Cinema Club, The Vaccines, and The Cranberries, I love Jimmy Fallon, Italy, Ireland, dogs, and rainbow colored stuff.

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abbeyroadforever: transparalyze: transparalyze: transparent nbd only took me like 2 hours if this doesn’t get more notes i’m deleting the internet i s2g trasparent Abbey Road,this needs a reblog
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Sass Mountain: 30 reasons i should play oboe on sve's next album

sassmountain:

  1. i love her
  2. i play the oboe
  3. i’ve played the oboe a really long time and i am pretty good at it tbh
  4. i’ve played for bands before so i have some experience with that and i’ve written my own parts all da thyme
  5. i write really pretty oboe parts bc i know how
  6. i always harmonize the oboe parts just…

This post made me smile :) I agree! SVE you NEED Becks to play the oboe for you!

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Writing some comedy and listening to Two Door Cinema Club. Get it girl!

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

lordoftheinternet:

THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

IT’S ITALICIZED

*adds to list of things that i never even would have bothered to think about if it werent for this website*

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enlig:  Beirut’un 21/09/2012 tarihli İstanbul konserinin afişi…
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My friend is moving out of town and as a goodbye present he gave me a box of old dildos and a box of porn. I appreciate the porn but I’m really trying to think of how to recycle these. Dildos secondhand are a dildon’t Dicks in a box :D
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buenanana: K
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If you had a Siamese twin you wouldn’t be forever alone

You’d probably be forever annoyed.

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epic-humor:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

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Shake it like a Polaroid picture? 

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